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Okee, there is a lot going on here. Really.

First, Ginny--offering her self as a pressie to Harry. Bella wants some of Voldie's Magicstick. Ehehe, I know how lame I am. Hermione wants to know if (Nympho...) Tonks was knocked up by her (dead cousin's werewolf boyfriend) 'husband.' Hermione has to do the laundry when camping. Neville is ballin' with the Sorting Hat of Deus Ex Machina. Sirius wants to know why the "mysterious veil" just kills him, dead, nothing cool. No AUs or magic, just dead. Harry thought Draco knew how to ride Bitch on a Broom that looks like a paintbrush. Ron and Hermione wanna make babies in the middle of the war. Dobby is back! Ahaha.

Teddy 'Werebear' Lupin finds out Dada is gay-gay. Sirius and Remus (*sigh*) finally get to be together in the afterlife. All Sirius has thought about is crazy gay sex. Lupin is not amused. Percy Weasley comes back home...to Oliver Wood. Voldie is confused by the fact that he died in such a lame way.

And finally, Harry is going to name all his kids after dead loved ones (and Sevie poo because Sevie wanted to bang his mama really badly).

My twisted mind.