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Spoilers.










Okay, this is kinda what I wanted to see in the last installment of the H-Pot series...but alas...oh well...just made to make ya'll laugh.

In case you wanna know:

Regulus Black should have had a better death, so Voldie knew there was dissent in the ranks. Harry should have AK-ed Voldie's arse. Really, he should have the balls to use a killing curse. Come on Harry, why are you in Gryffindor?? Molly effing Weasley can use a killing curse but not the sweet, saint Boy-Who-Lived? Pshhh.

It would have been kinda funny (not as serious as other 'wants' if Ron got to use the Deathly Hallows because I totally see him not being a pussy Potter and actually wanted to test the unknow magic. Death is saying Shit.

Sirius and Remus become little Teddy 'Werebear' Remus Lupin's daddies! Yay! I totally less-than-three this idea...

Hermione should have been the proof reader--she would have torn out the sapilogue. We all would have been saved that horror.

Neville actually gets some loving! From Luna! Yay, cute! Luna is so crazy, I heart her and Ballin' Neville.

Snape ties Nagini in a knot. Snape has had it with these motha fuckin' snakes in this motha fuckin' book!

Hermione and Draco totally get it on while ickle Won-won cries his eyes out. Draco and Hermione have babies and never, ever name one Hugo. Don't worry Won-won you'll rule the wizarding world soon enough.

Ginny becomes friends with Lindsay Lohan and eventually dies of the clap at 18. Harry is sad for a while but eventually gets over it and marries the Playwitch of the year 2007.

Finally, my favorite: SIRIUS BRINGS SEXYBACK! Harry turns the Rez Stone thrice and brings Sirius back from behind the veil. Okay this makes sense (in my mind) because in the story of the three brothers the one who wanted to bring back his dead gf the problem was that she was 'as if behind a veil' (why did JK taunt me with this interesting use of VEIL when it didn't help brin sexysiriusback?). Thus, if Sirius is not really 'dead' and just fallen behind the veil it makes sense that if Harry used the Rez Stone the veil would be lifted...kinda makes sense...oh, whatever. Sirius is back and saves Lupin from Dolovho or whatever the DE name is that Remus was dueling with. Tonks, sadly, could not be saved. *the whole world sheds a tear for Tonks...yeah the Tonks from book five that JK killed in book 6 and 7*